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Such A Tease~Jeff X Reader

Hehe! Rated somewhat for random stuff. Stay beautiful~

   Jeff collapsed on the couch, casually flipping his knife up over his head and catching it swiftly. (Like A Boss.) He continued doing it for a few moments, his dark eyes dull in the setting lights of the sun, warm rays of red and gold painting his sweatshirt a shiny crimson. He sighed, flicking it higher and higher till-

“Hey Jeffie!!!” Two hands slammed down on the couch arm, causing him to jerk his arm higher. His blade went flying, a silver flash, and it embedded itself into the ceiling with a twang.

“Oh for the love of….” Jeff glared up at you, as you smiled gleefully down at him with (E/C) eyes full of mischief. Your long hair cascaded down around your face, curtaining his head in (H/C).

“_____!! Look what you did!” He gestured up at the state of his weapon. You just giggled, taking off your shoe and throwing it precisely at the weapon. It knocked it perfectly, causing it to turn down and-

“Eaughhhhhhh!” He screeched, spazaming as the blade landed neatly in between his legs. “If I wanted to be castrated _____, I wouldn’t have asked you first!” He yelled, grabbing the handle and swiftly putting it away in his pocket.

You continued to laugh, until your hands slipped and knocked you foreword onto him. Sadly, Jeff got a face full, your tight black spaghetti strap not helping the fact you were….large. He hurned beneath you, turning all shades of red before you pulled off.

“Opps…Sorry Jeffie.” You cooed innocently, pawing at his silky black hair. He shoved you away, grumbling and embarrassed, before getting up and walking away. You trailed after, grinning at his backside. His….smexy backside.

“So, dinner tonight is my turn, and I was wondering what you would want.” You asked, twiddling your fingers. He just rolled his eyes. Sure, he and you were pretty tight, but sometimes you turned creeper for no reason and awkward things always happened. It must be BEN….

“Whatever you want, I really don’t care.”

“Well then, I’ll make pasta!”

He stopped at his door, turning to you with a weird look. You just beamed back.

“Why pasta?” He asked. Please don’t say romantic…

“Because we’re Creepy Pasta.” You stated, like he was dumb or something before skipping off to the kitchen. ‘Of course.’ He just face palmed before leaving.


Later that night, Slender got back from visiting his homeland and everyone was fussing about it. Jeff shrugged his shoulders. ‘Who really cares?? He does this all the time.’
Oh well, he was able to snag the bathroom for a shower now, and could care less about the others.

The hot steamy water was refreshing to the days events. After the ‘accident’, Hoodie and Masky got the better of him in a hunt, and BEN tripped him down the stairs while Smile chewed his new iPod to pieces. Then he cut his arm chasing a victim and almost got hit by a truck on his way back to the mansion.

He shook the water from his face as he continued to wash. ‘Man, what a horrible day.’
Although, he admitted your part wasn’t that bad. He just hated the thought of suffocation. ( XD ) Course he cared about you, you were just as beautiful as he was. No way were you not going to be his friend, and you two were really close.

But lately he began to question that word. ‘Friend’. It just didn’t seem to fit you anymore. No, you needed a new title. He thought further as he got out, trying to dry his hair befor-

“Hey Jeffy!!” The door banged open, revealing you in the doorway with a mild expression turned pedo as you stopped talking. Jeff, being the man of locking doors, didn’t in fact have a towel on…..So the picturesque view of dripping abs and more made your grin grow wider.

“Hehe…Knew I was coming for you, huh?” You ducked in time for the knife that went sailing over your head, betraying your eyes as Jeff finally got a hold of a towel.

“GET OUT _____!!” He yelled, slamming the door shut as you stood there. Oh gods…
Now this just got really complicated. Like, shiz hit the windshield man. He tried to scrub the blush off his face as he dried up, hoping you didn’t have a photographic memory.

~

Slender strolled down the hallway, noticing you there with a devious grin.

“Still trying on your excursion, I see.” He rumbled, petting your head lightly as he pasted.

“Oh yes, indeed.” You purred. >:D
So, my first Jeff X Reader, and I quite like it. Was a little short for my taste, but will do for now. maybe later I'll make more. Im just super busy and crap right now. And having very little insperation. Plus I jammed my drawing finger, so I cant do my requests. (Face Palm) Such a fail....

Anyways, loves to the Jeff fans. You all are beautiful!!

Part One: Here!
Part Two: fav.me/d6en79j
Part Three: fav.me/d70ae30


Story (C) Me
Creepypasta (C) Someone else.
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Waterbottles101 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student General Artist
XD poor Jeff. *wipes tears of joy from face*
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Wholock-lover Featured By Owner May 29, 2015  Student Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Moxann Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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djpown3 Featured By Owner May 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
me: *lol* hi jeff im making pasta
 jeff: why
me: Because we’re Creepy Pasta.
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GrayFullbuster1817 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Student Writer
XD Oh my freaking gods
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bigthinkz546 Featured By Owner Mar 8, 2015
(Like A Boss.)
YES JACKSEPTICKEYE IS A BOSS
Jack Dance :Septic Icon: Earbleed Bossness Intensifies You wish you were this sexy. Jack Self-Five And if they thake them off, I will kill them! Jack Wink Emote Screw You Billy! Jack High Five SUCCESS! Jack Rape Face all jacksepticeye emoticons
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chaosrose7 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
That's the main reason I clicked into this xD , that and the love of creepypastas
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:iconbigthinkz546:
bigthinkz546 Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2015
YAY!
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist
da is all that
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:iconbigthinkz546:
bigthinkz546 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015
what???
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist
da heck was all those pics
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:iconbigthinkz546:
bigthinkz546 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015
jacksepticeye the last one of his kind.Jack's species is called Bossatronio from the planet Bossatron
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist
ok thank you for that clarification
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:iconbigthinkz546:
bigthinkz546 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015
no prob bob
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2015  Hobbyist
Hehe lol
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Yes, I know i know, I am A TOTAL IDIOT but wut does excursion mean. ^^ Google wont tell me. 
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MelisaSmith Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer

n. noun

  • 1. A usually short journey made for pleasure; an outing.
  • 2. A roundtrip in a passenger vehicle at a special low fare.
  • 3. A group taking a short pleasure trip together.
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Jun 14, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
*Facepalm* Well, that's just lovely.
BUTTTTTT I Cant text anymore on deviantart, sorry.... :( i'll miss this thread thingy...
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Mew. Your not the only TOTAL IDIOT. Now, what does kawaii(?) Mean?
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Japanese word for cute xD
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Ok, thanks.
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
haha yw :)
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Hehehe. Yup. I'm really happy right now.
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Why? xD
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:iconlilyloveshadow:
lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Feb 6, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I just got a bf. He's also cute, hehehe.
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Mrrrroooowww. 83
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Rawr O.O
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Excursion: Any movement from one point to another, usually with the implied idea of returning again to the original position. (I copied and pasted, don't ask what it means, I'm not smart.)
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Haha xD
Ty
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Yeah, YW
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
x3
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lilyloveshadow Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
:P
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SoKawaiSoOtaku Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Meow X3
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IzanaBlindfolded Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I just kept giggling the whole time with a perverted look on my face...
I love this chapter~
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RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014
blame...everything....on BEN...he deserves it xD
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Happyluckygirl22 Featured By Owner Oct 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I imagine the readers a neko or wolf thing
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WeepingSapphireStars Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Same! >.< (It fits the friggin pervy grins the character/you are making xD)
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Cocanutgirl27 Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
XD very cute~ love it good work m8 :)
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DaringDash20 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Dat Ass and Dem Abs
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JinxTheKiller14 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2014
"Had no towel on"
Junko Enoshima (Kawaii Blush) [V5] AKCat-blush (Acchi kocchi) Misaki-Blush (Misaki Ayuzawa) Taiga Aisaka (Blush) [V1] Taiga Aisaka (Melt) [V1] Taiga Aisaka (Blush) [V1] Shouko-Blush (Baka to test) Momo Kisaragi-04 (Happy Blush) [V7] Alma Jinnai (Blush) [V1] 
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist
yaaaasss i would be blushin up a storm with that smexy body
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JinxTheKiller14 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015
hehe....he....heh.....
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist
Hehe
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Snow5555 Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
Ai Fuyuumi (Blush) [V1] 
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MyDepictionOfFiction Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
MOOHAHAHAHA!!
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KawaiiEmo1000 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
ALL THIS TIME I CANT BELIEVE I COULDN'T SEE, IM IN THE DARK BUT YOU WERE THERE IN FRONT OF ME, I'VE BEEN SLEEPING A THOUSAND YEARS IT SEEMS, NOW TO OPEN MY EYES TO EVERYTHIIIIIING O______O
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dreamselfycreated Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2014  Student General Artist
is SHE a creepypasta? If NOT go SCREW yourself no offence tended
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